Trojans', Gators' "Spud State Showdown" Escalates into Dance-Off
RIGBY (Jefferson Star)—In one of the most highly-anticipated games of the season, the Twin Falls Gators withstood a late rally by Week 7 EBP LeBron James to squeak past the top-ranked Rigby Trojans by the score of 5-3-1. The "Spud State Showdown", as the matchup will henceforth be known (WFBL officials concluded that the inter-state rivalry finally earned a moniker, since Rigby is actually good now), lived up to its billing as a battle of arguably the two best teams in not only the Wasatch Conference, but the entire WFBL. And, as tends to happen with most rivalries, leg one of the "Showdown" carried over to some off the court extra-curriculars.
"I looked over there at the end of the game, and I saw Duncan doin' a jig," said LeBron James, who was 17 pts and 1 block away from retaining the top spot in the Power Rankings. "That's not only disrespectful and unsportsmanlike, but I'm offended as a performer that a jig is the best he could come up with. So when the horn sounded, I challenged the Gators to a dance-off."
Never one to back down from a challenge, Duncan grabbed David West, Rashard Lewis, Deron Williams and coach Shaun Adams—the "best dancers on this team, by far. You should see coach's twirls. It's an inspiration," said Duncan—and met the Trojans dance troupe—LeBron, Boozer, Brook Lopez, Vince Carter, and coach Nathan Wallace—in the back alley behind Farnsworth Center.
"Alright gentlemen, you know the rules," said referee David Bowie. "You each get one routine. So make it your best!" The Gators took to the floor first:
Then the Trojans, despite fervent pleas from LeBron's friend Billy Zane, rebutted:
This reporter was there that night, and I'll eat my hat if I ever see a better display of athletic prowess combined with Holiday Cheer. Even David Bowie was speechless. The Gators may have won the Spud State Showdown, but who won the Dance-Off? Make sure to vote on the left!
Rigby Trojans 3 (60%)
________________________________________________________
Fun Facts: Dec 17-23, 2007
'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the League
Not a game had been played that was lacking intrigue.
The U-Dogs and Butchers had played to a tie,
St. George wanted vict'ry, Richmond wouldn't comply.
The U-Dogs were nestled all snug in first place,
While visions of winning streaks danced on their face.
But the Butchers and Jefferson would not relent ,
And St. George must recognize whom Richmond represents.
Meanwhile in Salt Lake, there arose such a clatter,
As the SnowBees served New York a warm beat-down platter.
The Kings played abysmal, that much can be said,
As Leandro Barbosa rained threes on their head.
Then down south in 'Caibo, the Tigers were toast
LeBron and th'Iguanas, to a win they did coast.
When, what to the Tigers' misfortune appeared?
But a 5 to 4 loss, despite Baron's neck beard.
Then a little old scrapper from Nephi, Utah,
Played in a match that did not end in draw.
"Thank goodness for Rigby," Monta Ellis exclaimed,
"A loss to the Trojans makes any ashamed.
"Now Johnson! now, Williams! now, Camby and Gooden!
On, AK! Oh, Stupid! Your play is so wooden!
To the depths of the standings! to the depths of them all!"
Now Ellis cried out, "Y'all can't even ball!"
Meanwhile, in a twinkling, ends Park City's quest,
At the hands of the Jai-Rai to be the League's best.
Well perhaps not the best, but at least playoff-bound,
Was the hope of the Dancers, who at least can rebound.
But field goals and free throws? That's just not their thing,
Nor points, blocks and TOs, categories that sting.
For Park City's future, here's a fun little twist,
For the first time all season, they had more assists.
But what of the A-Boms, those jolly old yetis?
You'd laugh if you saw them, so much fur and so sweaty!
On Saturday night 5 to 4 Zermatt led,
But a man named the Mamba gave Zermatt such dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the baskets, I hate that big jerk.
And laying his finger aloft in the air,
Which finger was raised? That I need not declare!
Kobe sprang to the hoop, to his team gave a whistle,
The Gators gave Zermatt a 5-4 dismissal.
But I heard Kobe yell, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Sportscenter is next, please watch my highlight!"
RIGBY (Jefferson Star)—In one of the most highly-anticipated games of the season, the Twin Falls Gators withstood a late rally by Week 7 EBP LeBron James to squeak past the top-ranked Rigby Trojans by the score of 5-3-1. The "Spud State Showdown", as the matchup will henceforth be known (WFBL officials concluded that the inter-state rivalry finally earned a moniker, since Rigby is actually good now), lived up to its billing as a battle of arguably the two best teams in not only the Wasatch Conference, but the entire WFBL. And, as tends to happen with most rivalries, leg one of the "Showdown" carried over to some off the court extra-curriculars."I looked over there at the end of the game, and I saw Duncan doin' a jig," said LeBron James, who was 17 pts and 1 block away from retaining the top spot in the Power Rankings. "That's not only disrespectful and unsportsmanlike, but I'm offended as a performer that a jig is the best he could come up with. So when the horn sounded, I challenged the Gators to a dance-off."
Never one to back down from a challenge, Duncan grabbed David West, Rashard Lewis, Deron Williams and coach Shaun Adams—the "best dancers on this team, by far. You should see coach's twirls. It's an inspiration," said Duncan—and met the Trojans dance troupe—LeBron, Boozer, Brook Lopez, Vince Carter, and coach Nathan Wallace—in the back alley behind Farnsworth Center.
"Alright gentlemen, you know the rules," said referee David Bowie. "You each get one routine. So make it your best!" The Gators took to the floor first:
Then the Trojans, despite fervent pleas from LeBron's friend Billy Zane, rebutted:
Around the WFBL
Abominables 5, Iguanas 4
Jai-Rai 6, Tigers 3
SnowBees 6, Stratagem 3
Underdogs 6, Sundancers 3
Butchers 5, Kings 4
Week 8 Game of the Week Voting Results:
Twin Falls Gators 2 (40%)
Rigby Trojans 3 (60%)
Week 7 EBP:
LeBron James, Rigby—5 votes (55% of vote)
________________________________________________________
Fun Facts: Dec 17-23, 2007Gallon of gas: $3.10
Gallon of milk: $2.50
#1 Song: "No One"—Alicia Keys
#1 Movie: "National Treasure: Book of Secrets"
Each week, This Week in the WFBL looks back and shines a light on a moment in the WFBL's illustrious history. This week, we look at Week 8 from 2007 (Dec 17-23). 'Twas the season to be jolly, and what says Christmas more than Jay-Z? Now a time-honored WFBL holiday tradition, the Jigga-man graciously offered a freestyle take on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas—WFBL recap-style, naturally.
WEEK EIGHT, DEC 17-23, 2007
Happy Holidays from the WFBL and Special Musical Guest Jay-Z
'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMASTwas the night before Christmas, when all through the League
Not a game had been played that was lacking intrigue.
The U-Dogs and Butchers had played to a tie,
St. George wanted vict'ry, Richmond wouldn't comply.
The U-Dogs were nestled all snug in first place,
While visions of winning streaks danced on their face.
But the Butchers and Jefferson would not relent ,
And St. George must recognize whom Richmond represents.
Meanwhile in Salt Lake, there arose such a clatter,
As the SnowBees served New York a warm beat-down platter.
The Kings played abysmal, that much can be said,
As Leandro Barbosa rained threes on their head.
Then down south in 'Caibo, the Tigers were toast
LeBron and th'Iguanas, to a win they did coast.
When, what to the Tigers' misfortune appeared?
But a 5 to 4 loss, despite Baron's neck beard.
Then a little old scrapper from Nephi, Utah,
Played in a match that did not end in draw.
"Thank goodness for Rigby," Monta Ellis exclaimed,
"A loss to the Trojans makes any ashamed.
"Now Johnson! now, Williams! now, Camby and Gooden!
On, AK! Oh, Stupid! Your play is so wooden!
To the depths of the standings! to the depths of them all!"
Now Ellis cried out, "Y'all can't even ball!"
Meanwhile, in a twinkling, ends Park City's quest,
At the hands of the Jai-Rai to be the League's best.
Well perhaps not the best, but at least playoff-bound,
Was the hope of the Dancers, who at least can rebound.
But field goals and free throws? That's just not their thing,
Nor points, blocks and TOs, categories that sting.
For Park City's future, here's a fun little twist,
For the first time all season, they had more assists.
But what of the A-Boms, those jolly old yetis?
You'd laugh if you saw them, so much fur and so sweaty!
On Saturday night 5 to 4 Zermatt led,
But a man named the Mamba gave Zermatt such dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the baskets, I hate that big jerk.
And laying his finger aloft in the air,
Which finger was raised? That I need not declare!
Kobe sprang to the hoop, to his team gave a whistle,
The Gators gave Zermatt a 5-4 dismissal.
But I heard Kobe yell, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Sportscenter is next, please watch my highlight!"
Look for this year's edition of this holiday classic in next week's TWIWFBL!
No comments:
Post a Comment